Discount Divas II

What’s this noise? Fabulous accessories for nothing. Okay girls; get ready to clutch your pearls

Chasing Feathers Bangle 14.99

Ribbon Tie Gumball Necklace $4.99





Crescent Leaf Earrings $3.80



Jeweled Flower Ring $3.80

Things That Will Make Me Go Blind

Apparently the lovely makeup developers at Lancome have never actually applied mascara. If my lovely readers are anything like me, applying mascara often involves stabbing yourself in and around the eye. Now, I’m not completely spastic. It’s not like every time I apply mascara I jam the wand into my eye. But, you know when its early in the morning and the caffeine levels have yet to spike the odds of me injuring my cornea greatly increase.

Well Lancome has gotten rid of that pesky I-only-stabbed-myself-in-the-eye-due-to-low-levels-of-caffeine. Now you can include reasons such as my-mascara-wand-is-vibrating-and-shaking-my-hand-and-I-feel-like-I-have-Parkinsons.

The new Lancome Oscillation mascara vibrates 7,000 times a minute. For a comparision your standard electric toothbrush does 9,000 oscillations a minute. Yeah let that sink in. Would you use your electric toothbrush to apply mascara? No you say? That sounds dangerous you say?

Exactly.

If you are interested in purchasing this cosmetics anomaly you can check it out here

Discount Divas - Part I

All I can say is that I’m getting blown away by what is available at “discount” stores. Now, I’m no dummy. I’ve known for a long time that one that can sport Target or Old Navy on her back and still look pretty darn stylish. But it seems that everything is getting stepped up. WAY stepped up.
Can we talk about the following:



Target.com



Target.com
Um, EXCUSE ME TARGET? Who has started to design shoes for them? These shoes are insane. I could lick the brown Oxford Mary Janes. Granted, there are about a million more pairs of fabulous shoes at Target right now but these two pairs are right up my alley.
And hi, what’s this noise from Old Navy?



OldNavy.com
Are you aware that these come in six colors and are under 10 bucks.

Why are you still here? Did you not just read the above sentence?

Seriously what’s going on.

This is going to be explored further. Stay tuned folks.